In part one , Chester and Denise went on a shopping trip to "the GAP." It didn't go well: they purchased nothing. In part two,...

Picture this. You're on a bus. You can hear very loud music. You're drinking your second can of Mountain Dew. All of a s...

Good idea: Reading FCN. Bad idea: Reading FCN while drinking milk.

Neither snow nor rain nor heat of day nor gloom of night Nor declining mail volume Nor changed routes Nor anthrax Nor rising postage rates...

You know something that's way bigger than you? A mammoth. A what? A mammoth, that's what. In this day and age, "mammoth" i...