If you aren't a police officer, don't dress up like a police officer.
If you do impersonate a police officer, don't wear a badge that identifies you as a "Federal Fugitive Enforcement Officer."
If you do impersonate a police officer while claiming to be a "Federal Fugitive Enforcement Officer," don't carry a toy gun and collapsible baton.
If you do impersonate a police officer while claiming to be a "Federal Fugitive Enforcement Officer" with a toy gun and matching baton, don't shoplift.
That one was absolutely rediculous! very funny.
ReplyDeleteI'll have to try that sometime... *grins
ReplyDeleteGreat! Funny Status Updates
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