Don't rob a bank.
If you do rob a bank, don't return to the scene of the crime the same day while the police are investigating.
If you do rob a bank and return to the scene of the crime the same day while the police are investigating, don't turn yourself in and ask for the reward money. You won't get it.
That was rich!
ReplyDeleteI think you might have linked to the wrong article, unless that was part of the joke :)
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