Friday, July 13, 2007

Life Tip #34

Don't attempt a robbery by pointing a gun at an innocent girl and demanding the money of everyone in your vicinity.

If you do attempt an armed robbery, do not accept the wine and cheese offered by the people you are robbing.

If you do attempt an armed robbery and take the wine and cheese offered by the people you are robbing, make sure the wine isn't Chateau Malescot St-Exupery and the cheese isn't Camembert.

If you do attempt an armed robbery and accept the Chateau Malescot St-Exupery and Camembert offered by those you are robbing, don't ask for a group hug.

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