1. Who is older?
b) Shania Twain
2. Which of the following pled guilty?
b) Micheal Vick
d) Phil Spector
3. Which is a bigger killer of American males (measured by total mortality)?
a) AIDS
b) Alzheimer's disease
c) Flu
d) Colon Cancer
4. Which nation has the highest tax rate (measured by the highest average effective tax rates on business capital investments)?
a) United States of America
b) France
c) Congo
d) Hong Kong
e) Mexico
5. Which Republican candidate won the Iowa straw poll?
a) Mitt Romney
b) Mike Huckabee
c) John McCain
d) Ron Paul
Ok, have you finished? No fair peeking unless you're done...
If you answered "C" to questions 1-4 and "A" to question 5, you aced the test. That's pretty good; you did well enough to enroll in a European school.
If you answered something other than the key listed above on one question, you did decently. I hear an American private school calling your name.
If you missed 2-4 questions, you are a product of the American public schooling system. Not a lot you can do about that, buddy. I have some controlled substances that help ease the pain, but you are pretty well situated in your peer-defined education. Enjoy it.
If you missed all the questions, you should try cheating next time or join me in America's higher education system. Or you could go back to day care. Or you could leave a comment disputing the answers and bemoaning the quality of our pop quiz.
Wait - you mean all those years I thought I was being home schooled, I was actually attending public school? Scary. Maybe I should be comitted.
ReplyDeletexI hear an American private school calling my name...
ReplyDeleteYAY DAY CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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