Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Life Tip #74

Do not rob a pizza restaurant.

If you must rob a pizza restaurant, do not rob the one where your wife works.

If you must rob the pizza restaurant where your wife works, do not do so with the help of your in-laws (her parents).

If you must rob the pizza restaurant where your wife works and do so with the help of her parents, let your wife in on the plan.
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  1. AnonymousJuly 15, 2008 at 10:32 AM

    On the last set of lines should it not be

    " If you must rob the pizza restaurant where your wife works and do so with the help of her parents, _don't_ let your wife in on the plan." unless I am mistaken about the wanted punchline

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