Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Life Tip #87



Do not attempt to smuggle turtles into the United States.

If you must smuggle turtles into the United States, do not work for the US Border Patrol.

If you must smuggle turtles into the United States while working for the Border Patrol, do not label the box "scorpions."
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3 comments:

  1. Rest In Peace, Hana.April 29, 2009 at 7:14 AM

    YES!! Another dumb person bites the dust.

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  2. Rest In Peace, Hana.April 29, 2009 at 7:15 AM

    ...or gets busted anyway.

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  3. Kirsten GruberMay 13, 2009 at 8:01 PM

    Perhaps instead of writing "scorpions" ont he box, he should have written "caution: contains explosives". Perhaps THAT would have been less conspicuous.

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