We give you: The Top Four Most Annoying Facebook Status Update Styles The Facebookitterer This is the person who thinks their Facebook statu...

It was another typical, dreary day in my Organic Chem class. If Organic Chem was a type of weather, it would be one of those days in Novembe...

One of my hall mates approached me yesterday on my way to class and threw her catchy campaign slogan at me. I liked it. See, she's runni...

My parents have been waiting for me to get out of school. Why? I am the designated overnight babysitter. Not that they don't trust anyon...

You want to be cool. The cool kids have friends. You want to have friends. Here's how: Make eye contact and smile, even when the other p...

I am sleeping deeply in all the blessed oblivion I have earned by long, late hours of watching movies. My dreams are as captivating as they ...

I am an awful student. In class, I make disgusting noises, fidget, doodle, pick at things that shouldn’t be picked at, wink randomly, ...

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The following was sent to FCN from a good friend and somewhat faithful reader who needed a venue to cry for help. This post is part of his ...

This post is a warning to my good friend Nick who is about to leave for law school: Keep reading FCN, buddy, or we'll have even more st...