Christmas can be a finicky thing. Here, we detail 25 ways to get through it. Because no one wants a horrible Christmas. 1) Respect the expir...

Batteries sold separately. Perhaps those words bring back memories of Christmas mornings from days gone by—memories so miserable that they c...

I'll go ahead and admit it right now. If it weren't for my brothers, I'd have no clue how to relate to guys. I'd also be mu...

We've done this before , so I guess it's a tradition . For 2009, a few New Year's Resolutions we promise to keep. We promise to...

Seasons Greetings from all of us here at FCN. We're taking the week off for The Holidays to sit back with friends and family, sip egg no...

A little over a year ago FCN published a treatise for the stereotypical male on how to prepare a greeting card that expresses the heartfelt ...

We had all kinds of great plans about what to do for Mother's day. After an extensive staff meeting, during which we tossed around ideas...

After several pleading emails from the faithful few, I went to my personal files and retrieved my old college entrance essay which is now ca...

Everything is going back into the box and into the attic or basement, wherever seasonal garbage calls home. The wreaths, fake holly...

Well, it's that time of year again. Let's skip the insincere pleasantries and dig right into the insincere resolutions. We promise ...

It’s December, the month of the year when school finals give way to Christmas vacation and a healthy dose of celebration. It is also a mo...

I was considering a lawsuit. I consulted my attorney and discussed the possibility with likely co-plaintiffs. I even drafted a letter of i...

If you load the date application on your cell, double click the clock icon on your Windows, Mac or Linux computer or check the paper calenda...

It's that time of year again. It's a time for people across the nation to be consumed in a vague sense of excitement and cheeriness....

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As some of you may have surmised from the not-so-subtle reference in the latest episode of Desperate Student , one of the three authors of F...

Happy Mother's Day Mommy G ! I remember when we ___________________________. I miss you. Wish you were here. Cordially, the FCN Team

Guys can't write greeting cards. Whether the occasion is Christmas, a birthday or simply a “thank you for the dried rutabaga, it really...

To me, and probably 99% of all unpolluted guys out there, Valentine’s Day is just another 24 hour period. The chocolate, cheesy poetry and ...

You, the faithful FCN few who regularly visit our humble blog, probably come here to get your measured dose of satire, synicism and sillines...