My parents have been waiting for me to get out of school. Why? I am the designated overnight babysitter. Not that they don't trust anyon...

After a night of drunken carousing, we hit the sack and slept in. In fact, we slept past the wakeup alarm. We slept past lunch. Some time th...

For the last full day of our housesitting, we decided to do the responsible thing: to cover up as many of our errors as possible. This is no...

Sometimes it's the little things about house sitting that get you. Eating the refrigerator empty. Breaking the foosball table. Clogging ...

There's a dog. He's about waist-high, long haired, super-friendly, and very motivated. When this dog gets going, it takes wild horse...

You know it's a bad sign when, by Tuesday, you're wandering around yawning and scratching and bumping into things. We stayed up way ...

I don't pretend to understand why a household of women* asked two derelict college students to house-sit for them while they were vacati...