Farewell according to F It's that time of year again. No wait! It's not that time of year. What am I saying? Fine, this isn't a ...

It's bigger, it's badder, it's ... Okay, it's not. Unless badder counts for being worse. Like ... 80% worse. Here at FCN, we...

Special thanks for the aged wisdom, useless flaunt and inane facts provided by Mr. L in preparing this post. In typical FCN fashion, I will ...

This post is introspective and may come across to the uninitiated as a tad effeminate, that is, not manly. Please know that I took my test...

Apparently Mommy G had an internet connection off where she was vacationing. She got wind of Osiris' dastardly plot and moved with deci...

This is the 2nd Homies series. Read the first one here . Start at the bottom and read up. Step 1) Get re-commissioned by Mommy G. The fact t...

Here's the short version of a long story: Mommy G hounded us about fraudulent comments all week. At first we were able to placate her wi...

I would first like to say that this is my first post on this blog, and I am very excited about that. My nephews have not treated me with muc...

There was a bit of a ruckus here at FCN headquarters yesterday evening. Contributor C, Contributor N, Mommy G, Uncle Wally, Saint Nicholas, ...

After a night of drunken carousing, we hit the sack and slept in. In fact, we slept past the wakeup alarm. We slept past lunch. Some time th...

Happy Mother's Day Mommy G ! I remember when we ___________________________. I miss you. Wish you were here. Cordially, the FCN Team

We're told there's something inspiring about three lonesome, misdirected students stumbling blindly through the universe bumping the...