I don't have any right to complain. My misery is entirely self-imposed and it would be disingenuous to wax sentimental about my plight....

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we are getting ready to make like a Hollywood chauvinist and kick Uncle Wally to the curb. We are prepared to pu...

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There is a common misconception that the race for the Democratic nomination is down to two candidates: The man trapped in the body of a woma...

My foreign language teacher is a linguistic anomaly. She was born and raised in the United States, is a huge Red Sox fan and has all the o...

After our post a few weeks back detailing those people who are on the wrong side of our disposition, a number of comments and even a few em...

FCN was emailed over the weekend by a delightful young lady who couldn't understand how three normally restrained and mild mannered stud...

The winner of FCN's straw poll and clear favorite among the Faithful FCN Few to win the Democratic Nomination for President is the one c...

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WASHINGTON DC (FCN) – In a move that failed to garner the notoriety of any respected news organization, several candidates for the Democr...

Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls please clear your desk of all notebooks, texts and digital assistants and prepare yourselves for an FCN...

I don't know what dark hole you've been living in, but if you've missed the latest Nancy Pelosi news you need to get out and ex...

I am still shaking. Inside, my guts are trying desperately to find their proper position and realign themselves to the appropriate pipes. Th...

As you may have heard, Nancy Pelosi, the lovely lady liberal from SF with the big eyes, has been seeking justice in the political transporta...

You, the faithful FCN few who regularly visit our humble blog, probably come here to get your measured dose of satire, synicism and sillines...

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It was breezy today, wasn't it? Boy, the howling wind sure got my attention. How windy was it? It was so windy... ...the dog finally...

The other day, we had a dirt snap. We knew it the moment we woke up. The dirt woke us up. I mean, it was dirty. It was so dirty, we couldn...

Christmas is coming, and Christmas means giving presents to friends. This wasn't a problem for me until recently; I didn't have any ...

Breaks are usually a slow time for us here at FCN. Classes – those evil entrails of salacious inspiration – are out of session, leaving us ...