The following is a guest post from Elsie, one of our infrequent but faithful readers. Today I read a great article - something I can finall...

An [unmetered] parody of "Do You Believe in Magic." Do you believe in magic in a young cell’s heart? Phyletic gradualism or punctu...

My track coach is a first rate beast. To hear him tell it, he’s fought grisly bear’s with his bare hands, run just shy of the world record...

The other day I ate a whole mess of Taquitos. I went to the freezer and opened a large blue box of El Monterey Steak and Cheese Flour Taquit...

I apologize to CJM for the nerdiness of this post. It was unavoidable. The FCN writers were all present at a large debate tournament in So...

Congressman Sworn in on original copy of A.A. Milne's Winnie the Pooh Kieth Ellison (D-Minn), the first stuffed toys addict to be elec...