Sitting in one's home feeling sorry for oneself is actually surprisingly entertaining. Soon after my return from a fateful tour of New Y...

At the last debate tournament, the FCN gang rewrote the lyrics to What Hurts the Most with Courtney JOY! (a really good speech - and song -...

In honor of Spring Break, a time off school that the FCN writers are enjoying by catching up on homework, I wrote the following lyrics that ...

An FCN reader sent us the following rendition of the lyrics to Harnick and Bock's If I Were A Rich Man . If you are unfamiliar with the...

I just wanted to update all of you on the Steve situation . My computer has a new system noise. I was really getting tired of the abrupt ...