The first day of fall semester had seventy-five students crowded into a room with only fifty chairs. Apparently the class was more popular t...

It's the 14th of February and all across the land, Little boys and girls take each other's hand. It's a happy sight, all sweet a...

(And why you should never wash your hands.) Of all the habitats in this world, the human body is the most complex. The Amazon rain forest i...

My car needed an oil change. Well, that's a bit of an understatement. My car needed an oil change before I drove to San Diego and bac...

For a long time, we here at FCN have more or less kept to personal issues and stayed out of politics. We don't like to embroil ourselves...

MAYBRIDGE, CA (FCN) -- Illegal immigrants in the agricultural heart of the Golden State have made a a concerted effort to change the Califo...

We had absolutely nothing to post today. We were about to give up and run away to sea in despair (or do something more drastic like color ou...

A continuation of previous Crush episodes ... Luce and I met in front of the theater and I almost didn't recognize her. Her hair, norma...

We were going to have a post for tomorrow - we had it written, proof-read, edited and even had a really cool graphic of a hairy ape doing th...

For the last full day of our housesitting, we decided to do the responsible thing: to cover up as many of our errors as possible. This is no...

It is always painful, even a tad Socratic, when a decent man stands up against the mob and tries to demonstrate his innocence. That's wh...

The community college I attend makes its devotion to and concern for the disabled well known. Everything from the video surveillance secured...

As you may have heard, Nancy Pelosi, the lovely lady liberal from SF with the big eyes, has been seeking justice in the political transporta...

As you may know the underprivileged are very important to me. Those who have a rougher lot in life or just can't make it for themselves...

You would have to be blind, deaf or totally uninvolved in the daily operations of the technology world to not notice the emergence of Window...

You, the faithful FCN few who regularly visit our humble blog, probably come here to get your measured dose of satire, synicism and sillines...

If you have ever heard my hit single, Ima Victim! , you know how I feel about all the victims in America who feel disenfranchised for some r...