Good idea: Reading "Green Eggs and Ham" to your little brother. Bad idea: Reading "Green Eggs and Ham" to the Jewish chi...

Good idea: Taking goofy, embarrassing pictures with your best friends. Bad idea: Uploading goofy, embarrassing pictures to Facebook.

Good idea: Eating fast food with your sweetheart. Bad idea: Eating fast food with your sweetheart for your anniversary dinner.

Good idea: Getting a chili dog to go. Bad idea: Getting a chili dog that makes you go.

Good idea: Sleeping late. Bad idea: Sleeping late on a school day.

Good Idea: Jumping toward your goals. Bad Idea: Losing perspective as you jump toward your goals .

Good idea: Target practice with your brother. Bad idea: Target practice on your brother.

Good idea: Making a will. Bad idea: Making a will and publishing its contents before your death.

Good idea: Going hang-gliding. Bad idea: Going hang-gliding over a shotgun range.

Good idea: Washing the dishes. Bad idea: Washing the dishes if the dishes in question are your mother's antique, heirloom fine china.

Good idea: Baking cookies. Bad idea: Baking cookies when it's 100 degrees outside.

Good idea: Using chopsticks to eat Chinese food. Bad idea: Using chopsticks to eat jell-o.

Good idea: Throwing a hand grenade. Bad idea: Catching a hand grenade.

Good idea: Slowing down while driving over railroad tracks. Bad idea: Slowing down while driving over railroad tracks when there's a tra...

Good idea: Changing your name if your last name is "Jivitis." Bad idea: Changing your name to "Jen" if your last name is...

Good idea: Reading FCN. Bad idea: Reading FCN while drinking milk.

Good idea: Spending time with your dad. Bad idea: Doing time with your dad .

Good idea: Playing the bagpipes at a Scottish festival Bad idea: Playing the bagpipes anywhere else

Good idea: Going for a walk barefoot in the park Bad idea: Going for a walk barefoot in the dog park

Good idea: Buying cheap food Bad idea: Buying cheap food at a garage sale