The FCN Shirts are finally here!

Some of you may have already begun to suspect something. The assorted FCN contributors and LLFCN members wandering around in clever T-shirts was probably a subtle hint. A not-so-recent post announcing that we were going to be releasing shirts may have also let the cat out of the bag. So maybe we aren't the best at keeping secrets. There's no shame in that. Okay, actually there is, but let's skip that and dig into the interesting part.



Duuuuuuuuuuuuude. Are we schnazzy now or what?

We released these shirts to the fan club two weeks ago, and they met rave reviews: "I hate you! Aaaaaah!" Fun stuff like that. We are now releasing them for general public consumption so you don't have to be the only non-FCNer at the next social function.

Just click on that gorgeous panel up above, or, if you're not the type to click on things, go to:

zazzle.com/funnyclassnotes*

Note the star at the end of the link. This is absolutely critical, because it tells our sales department that you came from here, and they'll give us an extra two cents profit. That's right, instead of making six cents a shirt, we'll make SEVEN.

Note that we'll be adding to this list periodically, so keep checking back. If there's a favorite FCN tagline you can't find on there, drop us a line. Being the shameless panderers that we are, we probably won't be able to resist making a new shirt just for you.

So, what are you waiting for? We're starving over here! Go buy something!

LLFCN Member Benifits

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Ladies and gentlemen, germs and aliens, FCN readers of all ages...

FCN is unofficially announcing an unofficial plan to unofficially release FCN products to LLFCN members. Our line of FCN personalized gear will include everything from t-shirts to coffee mugs - all with your favorite FCN quotes!

A recent study by the FCN lab revealed some tragic results. Of those who took the study, only a small handful (26%) are part of LLFCN. Many others (18%) don't even acknowledge the existence of LLFCN. Apparently they believe that the LLFCN is some sort of joke. A scam. An urban legend of sorts. But as LLFCN members ourselves, (after all, the three of us make up half the club) we can promise that LLFCN IS real. Even more distressing is the number of participants who know of the club and don't want to join (45%)! But we can give you an incentive to try to join.

Here's the bribe - we will not only wave the $50 registration fee for today only, we will release our products early to LLFCN members. Sure, it's sneaky. But it does give you an incentive to join LLFCN soon, as you do not know when we will start selling our products.

Remember, we are waving the $50 fee and joining comes with major benefits. Space is limited to 20,000 members. The quicker you sign up the better.

Just email us at funnyclassnotes@gmail.com.

Correction

A recent post about the 1 month anniversary of LLFCN had two notable errors:

First, yesterday was not the 1 month anniversary. Today is.

Second, LLFCN does not have one hundred and forty-three members. To be honest, we only have one.

We realize that this is the second time in as many weeks that Funny Class Notes has had to make a severe retraction/correction/apology, and we also realize this puts us in the Very Unreliable category. In fact, it puts in the Shameless Liars category.

But we also want to say that we know we've been bad, and we are really, really sorry about it. We wouldn't blame you if you closed this window right now and walked away from FCN forever. And we realize you have no reason to trust us when we say this, but from now on, we're committed to greater transparency and accountability with our posting. Starting today, for instance, we will have a public hit counter so it will be impossible to lie about our traffic.

Again, we want to stress that we are really, extremely, super-sorry. We've been bad little boys and we promise not to do it again if you give us one last chance.

1 Month LLFCN Anniversary!

That's right, folks, the Least Likely Fan Club N is now celebrating it's one month anniversary with one hundred and forty-three members (and counting!).

We here at FCN are ecstatic to have such a dedicated fan base. If we weren't so lazy, we'd work hard to bring you better content. As it is, all we can say is taht we appreciate your support and hope you like what you're getting.

For those of you who aren't already in LLFCN, there's never been a better time (with a few obvious exceptions) to join. We are still waiving the fifty dollar registration fee, so you can get all the perks of full membership absolutely free. Don't wait for this one-time limited offer to end. Sign up today!

FCN makes it big time!

Special thanks to all the LLFCN members who have given us support these last few weeks. Thanks to the hard work of many members, FCN has been added to the Acronym Finder as an official definition!

Check out the link here.

Which, for those of you who don't click on things, is:

http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?string=exact&acronym=FCN&s=r

Special thanks to all the LLFCN members' support! We hope to get in the 2007 Websters Dictionary next.

FCN voted Least Likely to Succeed

The three members of FCN have just recieved a rare and notable distinction: tying in a recent class vote of Least Likely to Succeed. That's right, by what would seem to be a unique coincidence, all three contributing members of Funny Class Notes recieved exactly the same number of votes in this election. I'm not entirely clear on the methodology myself, because when the vote was taken, I was sitting in the back drawing strange and, frankly, gorgeous designs all over my test paper. They were mostly of zebras. I would have voted for one of the other two freaks who post here, but I don't remember getting a ballot.

I know, I know ... being voted Least Likely isn't a good thing. But there's something to be said for it. It shows your classmates really do know you exist, for instance. I was actually beginning to wonder. It also shows that I'm not the weakest link in FCN - we're a group of fairly equal underachievers will all go down in similarly unspectacular fashion. But perhaps best of all, we serve as an encouragement and warning to the A students (and B and C students): Keep studying, or you'll end up posting with a bunch of underachieving, Least Likely freaks on an obscure humor blog.

But for those of you who don't want to heed the warning, I am now setting up the Least Likely Fan Club N. I put the N in so the initials are LLFCN, which looks just like FCN, which is ... okay. I'll stop. Anyway, if you're interested in joining LLFCN, send us an email and we'll include you, ananymously, of course. Who wants to publicly support underachievement?

LLFCN

There's never been a better time to join the Least Likely (to Succeed) Fan Club N! Send an email to FunnyClassNotes@gmail.com get started. We are waiving registration fee today only, so don't wait! A $50 value, yours free! Send that email today!