We interrupt your regularly scheduled FCN BC08 for your regularly scheduled New Year's posts. Well, the year is over, as of 23:59:59 hou...

Have you heard about the Governor of Illinois? You may have read in the news that he is accused of trying to sell off the Senate seat recen...

Yesterday, diplomats of North Korea and the civilized world approved a first draft of a plan to disarm the country's nuclear weapons pro...

HOLLYWOOD, CA (FCN) -- Action hero and reigning Sexiest Man Alive Matt Damon has agreed to make a fourth Bourne film with the not-so-sexy ...

LAKE GARDA, ITALY (FCN) - Yesterday on the set of the next Bond movie, Quantum of Solace, Aris Comninos won the dubious recognition of stunt...

SAN DIEGO, CA (FCN) – The Bush administration is putting its full backing behind plans to complete the San Diego border fence, a policy whic...

Holiday will not play World Series due to injury sustained during postgame celebration Matt Holiday, who was named Most Valuable Player of...

MAYBRIDGE, CA (FCN) -- Illegal immigrants in the agricultural heart of the Golden State have made a a concerted effort to change the Califo...

PHILADELPHIA, PA – A new study by the National Association of Really Concerned Moms and the Scientists Who Back Up Their Claims (NARCMSWBUTC...

Have a spare moment during the next few days and void of any cool ideas? Have a hot date but nothing do do? Try these... 1. Make a threat...

BOSTON (FCN) – 2008 Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney announced this morning that he has changed his religious affiliation from his native M...

SAN JOSE, CA (FCN) -- A new technological innovation, the first major advance in recent memory not discovered in the FCN Lab, promises to ra...

WASHINGTON DC (FCN) – In a move that failed to garner the notoriety of any respected news organization, several candidates for the Democr...

WASHINGTON DC (FCN) -- Though he has a four-to-one financing advantage on all likely opponents, has nation-wide name recognition and seems t...

CAPE CANAVERAL FL -- The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) announced a plan yesterday to provide weapons and body armor ...

Yesterday, diplomats of North Korea and the civilized world approved a first draft of a plan to disarm the country's nuclear weapons pro...

HOLLYWOOD, CA – In anticipation of the upcoming release of Bourne Ultimatum , starring Matt Damon, a collection of action movie enthusiasts ...

TUSCEGEE AL – Researchers at Tuscegee University in Alabama have discovered that regular cell phone use actually harms a teenager’s ability ...

NEW YORK, NY -- The writers of Fox's hit drama “24” have succumbed to pressure from radical Russian groups to remove references to Russi...

Congressman Sworn in on original copy of A.A. Milne's Winnie the Pooh Kieth Ellison (D-Minn), the first stuffed toys addict to be elec...