After several grueling months of the stressful partying, socializing, and procrastination that we college students call school, it is alway...

Apparently Mommy G had an internet connection off where she was vacationing. She got wind of Osiris' dastardly plot and moved with deci...

This is the 2nd Homies series. Read the first one here . Start at the bottom and read up. Step 1) Get re-commissioned by Mommy G. The fact t...

Have a spare moment during the next few days and void of any cool ideas? Have a hot date but nothing do do? Try these... 1. Make a threat...

After a night of drunken carousing, we hit the sack and slept in. In fact, we slept past the wakeup alarm. We slept past lunch. Some time th...

For the last full day of our housesitting, we decided to do the responsible thing: to cover up as many of our errors as possible. This is no...

Sometimes it's the little things about house sitting that get you. Eating the refrigerator empty. Breaking the foosball table. Clogging ...

There's a dog. He's about waist-high, long haired, super-friendly, and very motivated. When this dog gets going, it takes wild horse...

You know it's a bad sign when, by Tuesday, you're wandering around yawning and scratching and bumping into things. We stayed up way ...

I don't pretend to understand why a household of women* asked two derelict college students to house-sit for them while they were vacati...