Farewell according to F It's that time of year again. No wait! It's not that time of year. What am I saying? Fine, this isn't a ...

Wait! Don't go! Don't freak out. Don't freak out. Something changed. Don't freak out. This is still FCN. Your old buddies. S...

It's bigger, it's badder, it's ... Okay, it's not. Unless badder counts for being worse. Like ... 80% worse. Here at FCN, we...

One of our writers is pregnant. One of our writers has contracted a very violent and contagious disease. One of our writers is afraid of th...

For the next couple of weeks, we will have lots of short posts, put up throughout the day. Nuff said.

Take a look around this page. Do you see anything different? New? Anything at all? No? Look again. Yes, that's right. Very good! Go buy ...

Funny Class Notes is on Spring Break. We are lounging by the beach, drinking our drinks with umbrellas and doing all the things we always w...

It's hard to believe we haven't published on this auspicious site in almost two months. I can't remember the last time I was thi...

In case you hadn’t noticed, FCN has been pretty much swamped the last couple of weeks. And I am using the word swamped in the Fay, Gustav, ...

I thought I'd have the self-control to leave FCN for good. I have principles you know! Okay let me try that again. I thought I'd hav...

Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls, androgynies and undecideds: FCN has officially expanded and, for once, we aren't talking about our...

We tried this last summer and it was a smash hit. No, I'm not referencing an evening spent with the local country hicks cow tipping, a...

I had intended not to post on this blog ever again, but after that libelous post last Friday I just couldn't stay silent. I do care a ti...

"Commitment" is a hard word. It's three syllables long and has a lot of repeating Ms and Ts, which renders the spelling arduo...

If you have followed my web publishing career for a long time (by "a long time," I mean at least fourteen dog years), you may reca...

The hijacker relinquished full control of FCN back to us yesterday, much to our dismay. We got down on our knees and begged him/her to stay....

It's a phenomenon as antiquated as the medium it expresses itself upon and yet it remains as enigmatic as the retrograde motion of the s...

It's that time of year again. Students the country over are taking a week off of school to get into untold mischief and generally blow ...

Special thanks for the aged wisdom, useless flaunt and inane facts provided by Mr. L in preparing this post. In typical FCN fashion, I will ...

Ever since we phased out full-length Wednesday posts, we've been dependably getting comments from regular readers reminding us that Life...