I Told You So

Well, we sang another, you know, song, if you could call it singing, to say nothing of calling it a song, and, well, without further ado, here it is along with the rest of the album.

A CAPELLA DUE TO BUDGET CUTS

01 I Forgot
02 Tune Up (Prelude)
03 Tune Up
04 I Told You So

Tune Up (with Prelude!)

It's time for the next release for A Capella Due to Budget Cuts!

Music goes through a strange pipeline here at FCN. We won't go through all the details right now because you might be eating (in which case please wash your hands before touching the keyboard - come on people). But suffice it to say that something went wrong halfway through the songwriting process, and next thing you know, kachow! We've got a song that not only has no instruments, it doesn't even have words. We've barely gotten started and we're already spiraling downhill.

Oh well. On the plus side, we're releasing two tracks this time. So that's something. Here's the updated download list so you can keep your iPod on the cutting edge:

A CAPELLA DUE TO BUDGET CUTS

01 I Forgot
02 Tune Up (Prelude)
03 Tune Up

I Forgot

The time has come, ladies and gentlemen. FCN is starting a musical group. We call ourselves FCN, we don't have any instruments, and we couldn't sing on key or keep a rhythm to save our lives.

On to the less obvious stuff.

Instead of releasing our first album (which we're calling "A Capella due to Budget Cuts") all at once, we're opting to release the tracks one at a time. They're not singles (like Up or I'm a Victim). It's just a slow-release album. The tracks will be released in iPod ready form and we've already released album art above ... for you ... album art people.

Our first track is called I Forgot. Enjoy and look forward to the next track coming soon!


http://www.mediafire.com/?9c0mtiithmd
/nod to the people who don't click on things

FCN Classic: I'm A Victim!

A song that predates FCN, helps define one of our authors and plays prominently in much of our material is the original I'm A Victim! If you haven't heard this pretty chanson, you are missing out. Put it on your iPod and play it on repeat until you too begin to feel victimized.

If you want, you can read a couple of additional verses to the I'm A Victim song as well.

FCN Classic: Minnie The Moocher

Another media file from the dark ages of FCN, this one starring all the authors and a few of the authors' siblings shows our interpretation of Cab Calloway's Minnie The Moocher. A big hit when it was first released back in September of 2006, we hope you enjoy it today.

Watch Minnie The Moocher here or, for those of you who don't click on things, copy and paste the following URL:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6515674974576604798

FCN Classic: UP!

Prepare to be disgusted. UP! by Funny Class Notes.

FCN Classic: Jump, Jump, Jump!

This little music video was made by Dan back in the dark ages. He is terribly embarrassed about it and has a self esteem complex that surrounds the production. In fact, he begged and pleaded that it not be posted. In an attempt to justify his plea, he contacted a couple of FCN readers and played the video for them while fabricating criticisms. He threatened to delete the file and produced some photographs that would have caused me to relent and not post this had I been a Miss America contestant. He did some very unmanly things to show how humbly he wanted this to remain mired in oblivion. Eventually, however, art prevailed over decency and the result is reproduced here for your enjoyment and so I can watch Dan blush.

Check out FCN's music video for True Vibe's Jump, Jump, Jump.

Or, for those of you who don't click on things, the address is:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8686485693044509566

FCN Classic: The Original Master

Remember that hilarious audio segment called The Master on Wal-Mart? Ever wondered what the original Master was like? If so, check it out now:



The newest Master can be found here.

The Master on Wal-Mart

It's been a long time since The Master made an appearance on FCN. If you've ever heard him, you know why. Anyway, we recently upped his latest broadcast on YouTube, and you can view it here, which, for those of you who don't click on things, is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VanWi7CY6A0



Yes, we use YouTube to host our audio. No, we will not apologize.

If you're new to The Master, check out his first broadcast here, which, of course, is the same thing as:

http://therealprincec.googlepages.com/USDA.mp3

Note that the above link can only be accessed with Internet Explorer or Mozilla Firefox, unless of course you have m@d h@x0r ski(z like Uncle Wally.