Over the past couple of weeks, a number of friends have expressed confusion over our nation’s complicated election system: Some states vote...

"She can't write on the blackboard. For the life of me, I don't understand how you can get into teaching with such atrocious a...

1) Before we start, I want to say that I had a pretty crazy night so please cut me some slack. 2) LOVE that clicking sound! 3) Diesel was ch...

Game ideas that didn't make it out of the brainstorm room: The Barney Hunter Sim City - Atlantis The Mammoth Hunter Escape from Kansas H...

This post was inspired by Ron Burgandy's gaffe "When in Rome!." We thought that was funny. Not that we know who Ron Burgandy...

Note: This is a sad story. It isn’t happy and may induce feelings of sympathy and bereavement. Please read only if you don’t mind some c...

After our post a few weeks back detailing those people who are on the wrong side of our disposition, a number of comments and even a few em...

New Mexico is a medium sized state nestled between Arizona and Texas. It is also one of the four corner states and, with those two exceptio...

Have any of you ever been to Arizona? (or, as it's called by the natives, Arid Zona?). It's the Sunshine State's neighbor to th...

At long last, after several long bleak winter months and some intermittent rain, the Great Meteorologist saw fit to bless this land with a l...

The other day I went to a concert. It was a big concert with a lot of skinny hairy people. The music was loud. It was so loud... ...The ...

Big carparations. They are the blight on America's future and the bane of our past. They are like poisoned peanut butter or Britney Spea...

I apologize to CJM for the nerdiness of this post. It was unavoidable. The FCN writers were all present at a large debate tournament in So...

Made with the loving assistance of several FCN readers. On the long road trip my family and I took the other day ( between northern and so...

Made with the loving assistance of several FCN readers. The other day my family and I went on a day long road trip to southern California....

It was breezy today, wasn't it? Boy, the howling wind sure got my attention. How windy was it? It was so windy... ...the dog finally...

Jane is an attractive young woman. Dick is an attractive young man. Dick and Jane meet in college and become good friends. Dick invites Jane...

“How do you pronounce your last name?” The clerk at the corner store I was checking out of had a comically intent look on her face that shou...

Ronald Reagan once said that Republicans think every day is July 4 th and Democrats think every day is April 15th. We agree wholeheartedly...