We give you: The Top Four Most Annoying Facebook Status Update Styles
The Facebookitterer
This is the person who thinks their Facebook status update is supposed to function like a Twit. Updates may include the following:
John Smith is eating lunch.
Jess Smith is glad hubby is home to watch the baby...haven't been able to go to the bathroom all morning!
Elaine Craig is doing laundry.
Elaine Craig is folding laundry.
Elaine Craig is putting away laundry.
Elaine Craig clean laundry smells so nice!!!
The Confused Persons
This is the friend on your list who is a person confused by the concept of 1st, 2nd, and 3rd persons. They consistently write their updates in the first person, causing updates that read very oddly:
Grant Johnson I just had the greatest time ever at the beach!
Lizzy Jones me and my mom are loving this season of Dancing with the Stars!
Jane Victor I'm pregnant! Me and Bill are sooooo happy! Get the shotgun dad, lol
The I-Don't-Have-a-Life-So-I'll-
The title pretty much says it all.
Elias Jones ' sister just came back from Costco with garlic bread!
Adrianna Ayers someone just pointed a gun at my brothers! YIKES! So glad they're OK!
David Daniels' parents just won a trip to Hawaii...wahoo! Can't wait for my lousy t-shirt!
The Trying Desperately to be Mysterious
This is the melodramatic person in your life who wants everyone to think their life is much more interesting than it actually is. They do this by posting vague, and sometimes worrisome, status updates:
Sarah Grant is trying to catch the rain.
Bryce Buckler sometimes, you have to die before you can live.
David Daniels' parents just won a trip to Hawaii...wahoo! Can't wait for my lousy t-shirt!
The Trying Desperately to be Mysterious
This is the melodramatic person in your life who wants everyone to think their life is much more interesting than it actually is. They do this by posting vague, and sometimes worrisome, status updates:
Sarah Grant is trying to catch the rain.
Bryce Buckler sometimes, you have to die before you can live.
9 comments:
This is so true.
have you watched this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRsRLZiyH20
Sadly these represent 99% of status updates.
sounds like my sister!
U know brother is bro, so what is sister? cist?
Great Collection! Funny Statuses
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