Good Idea/Bad Idea #21

Good idea: Reading "Green Eggs and Ham" to your little brother.

Bad idea: Reading "Green Eggs and Ham" to the Jewish children next door.

Good Idea/Bad Idea #20

Good idea: Taking goofy, embarrassing pictures with your best friends.

Bad idea: Uploading goofy, embarrassing pictures to Facebook.

Good Idea/Bad Idea #19

Good idea: Eating fast food with your sweetheart.

Bad idea: Eating fast food with your sweetheart for your anniversary dinner.

Good Idea/Bad Idea #18

Good idea: Getting a chili dog to go.

Bad idea: Getting a chili dog that makes you go.

Good Idea/Bad Idea #17

Good idea: Sleeping late.

Bad idea: Sleeping late on a school day.

Good Idea/Bad Idea #16

Good Idea: Jumping toward your goals.

Bad Idea: Losing perspective as you jump toward your goals.

Good Idea/Bad Idea #15

Good idea: Target practice with your brother.

Bad idea: Target practice on your brother.

Good Idea/Bad Idea #14

Good idea: Making a will.

Bad idea: Making a will and publishing its contents before your death.

Good Idea/Bad Idea #13

Good idea: Going hang-gliding.

Bad idea: Going hang-gliding over a shotgun range.

Good Idea/Bad Idea #12

Good idea: Washing the dishes.

Bad idea: Washing the dishes if the dishes in question are your mother's antique, heirloom fine china.

Good Idea/Bad Idea #11

Good idea: Baking cookies.

Bad idea: Baking cookies when it's 100 degrees outside.

Good Idea/Bad Idea #10

Good idea: Using chopsticks to eat Chinese food.

Bad idea: Using chopsticks to eat jell-o.

Good Idea/Bad Idea #9

Good idea: Throwing a hand grenade.

Bad idea: Catching a hand grenade.

Good Idea/Bad Idea #8

Good idea: Slowing down while driving over railroad tracks.

Bad idea: Slowing down while driving over railroad tracks when there's a train coming.

Good Idea/Bad Idea #7

Good idea: Changing your name if your last name is "Jivitis."

Bad idea: Changing your name to "Jen" if your last name is "Jivitis."

Good Idea/Bad Idea #6

Good idea: Reading FCN.

Bad idea: Reading FCN while drinking milk.

Good Idea/Bad Idea #5

Good idea: Spending time with your dad.

Bad idea: Doing time with your dad.

Good Idea/Bad Idea #4

Good idea: Playing the bagpipes at a Scottish festival

Bad idea: Playing the bagpipes anywhere else

Good Idea/Bad Idea #3

Good idea: Going for a walk barefoot in the park
Bad idea: Going for a walk barefoot in the dog park

Good Idea/Bad Idea #2

Good idea: Buying cheap food

Bad idea: Buying cheap food at a garage sale