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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Life Tip #62

If you do not know how to install a satellite TV system in your home, do not attempt to do so without assistance.

If you must attempt to install a satellite TV system in your home without assistance, don't use a handgun to punch a hole through your wall.

If you must attempt to install a satellite TV system in your home without assistance and use a handgun to punch a hole through your wall, make sure no one is on the other side of the wall.

If you must attempt to install a satellite TV system in your home without assistance and use a handgun to punch a hole through your wall without first checking for people on the other side of the wall, don't fire a second shot.

3 comments:

AMRunner said...

If you must attempt to install a satellite TV system in your home without assistance, use a handgun to punch a hole through your wall without first checking for people on the other side of the wall and fire a second shot, do not do so while the Supreme Court is deliberating a gun control law.

adrialien said...

ur poll is totally, like, way outdated...

guitarbob said...

okay, i vote this for "best life tip ever" award...just saying.