Do not make an obscene gesture toward the police.
If you must make an obscene gesture toward the police, do not do so while riding a motorcycle.
If you must make an obscene gesture toward the police while riding a motorcycle, do not pop a wheelie to draw attention to your indiscretion.
If you must make an obscene gesture toward the police while riding a motorcycle and pop a wheelie to draw attention to your indiscretion, do not crash your motorcycle.
If you must make an obscene gesture toward the police while riding a motorcycle and pop a wheelie to draw attention to your indiscretion before crashing your motorcycle, do not crash into a police car.
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
Life Tip #69
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Here's a link that works:
http://www.wtopnews.com/index.php?nid=456&sid=1398567
man, that sounds like something my brothers would do... (except one of them is a cop...)
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