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Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Life Tip #69

Do not make an obscene gesture toward the police.

If you must make an obscene gesture toward the police, do not do so while riding a motorcycle.

If you must make an obscene gesture toward the police while riding a motorcycle, do not pop a wheelie to draw attention to your indiscretion.

If you must make an obscene gesture toward the police while riding a motorcycle and pop a wheelie to draw attention to your indiscretion, do not crash your motorcycle.

If you must make an obscene gesture toward the police while riding a motorcycle and pop a wheelie to draw attention to your indiscretion before crashing your motorcycle, do not crash into a police car.

2 comments:

Tim said...

Here's a link that works:
http://www.wtopnews.com/index.php?nid=456&sid=1398567

you can call me batman said...

man, that sounds like something my brothers would do... (except one of them is a cop...)