What does the world cost? Oh well, then we'll just take a small coke.


Thursday, August 07, 2008

Life Tip #78

Do not argue with your friend.

If you must argue with your friend, do not do it over ten measly dollars.

If you must argue with your friend over ten measly dollars, do not try to shoot him.

If you must argue with your friend over ten measly dollars and try to shoot him, at least try not to shoot yourself as you pocket your gun.

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