FCN Class #1- Famous People

Are you a hard working student tired of writing assignment after writing assignment? Or are you a not-so-hard working student tired of paying high prices for fake history reports online? Fear not, for it matters not which answer you give - the FCN Lab has a solutions both!

If you fit into the first category of students (the hard working), the FCN Lab has some distressing results. Unfortunately, easy and honest happen to be mutually exclusive. If you want to get your work done on your own, we suggest you log off our website and get back to work.

As for the rest of you, we have an easy answer to all your school and money problems. After extensive research in the FCN Lab, we've written a few summaries of the lives of a nine (we couldn't think of a tenth) famous people your history teacher will probably require you to know about. We have also annotated each listing with a brief synopsis of his life and times.

1. Julius Caesar - Unpopular guy, best friend kills him.
2. John F. Kennedy - Popular guy, enemy kills him.
3. Napoleon Bonaparte - Popular guy, nobody kills him.
4. George Washington - Popular guy cuts down cherry tree, existence disproved by FCN.
5. Abrahan Lincoln - The first and last popular lawyer.
6. Leonardo Da Vinci - Guy draws painting. Guy dies. Unpopular guy writes story on painting. Popular guy rips unpopular guy's story off. Unpopular guy loses lawsuit. Dead guy doesn't care. (Don't understand? Neither do we.)
7. Van Gogh - Guy draws realistic paintings, dies poor.
8. Picasso - Guy draws unrealistic paintings, art sells for millions.
9. Darwin - Guy says we come from monkeys, gets credited as a genius.

Stop wasting your time writing history report after history report! Simply print our easy "cut n' paste" FCN lab made history summaries and turn it into your teachers. We have a 100% guarantee you will get [word deleted per advice of our lawyer] results! Now back to wasting your time on the net!

Join us next time, when we tackle American History, doodle style!