Awkward Situation #3

Picture this.

You're cruising around on Facebook, minding your own business.

You get an instant message from Becky, a girl in your Biology class.

"Hey how r u?"

"OK, I guess." You don't really know why she's talking to you, so you go with a general answer.

"Hey u kno Samantha from our class?"

"Yeah." You know her vaguely, she sits behind you most of the time.

"Hey what do u think of her new haircut?"

"I think she's trying too hard. College bobs are overused. You'd think she'd be more creative."

"Hey what do you mean 'college bob'?"

"You know, a lot of girls cut their hair short while they're at college as a sign of independence and maturity. I think it's tacky."

"Hey, so would u go out with her?"

"Nope. She's a snob."

"Hey you're a JERK."

"What?"

"Hey, this IS Samantha, so watch it bud. I hacked into Becky's facebook to talk to you."

Your mouse heads for the "logout" button before you know what you're doing.