What does the world cost? Oh well, then we'll just take a small coke.


Thursday, September 06, 2007

Life Tip #37

Don't steal plants from the back of other people's vehicles.

If you must steal plants from the trunk of other people's vehicles, make sure the vehicle doesn't belong to a government agency.

If you must steal plants from the back of a government vehicle, make sure the plants are not marijuana.

If you must steal marijuana from the back of a government vehicle, make sure the car isn't registered to the Department of Drug Enforcement Agency.

3 comments:

Guitarbob said...

wow some people are STUPID

adrialien said...

i like the new tagline for FCN. it's funny.

you can call me batman said...

LOL! dim-witted humor. why would you want to steal marijuana? it smells funny. oh well.