While in an empty library with a couple of (female) friends, I improvised a few lines to Brad Paisley's Ticks. When I got to class, I punched out the following. Enjoy.
Every time you read your book
In this quiet library
Give that page another look
Cause me to reverie
And on the cover there of your text
I see my favorite author
I'd like to see what you read next
And get to know more
Hey that gives me an idea
Let's get out of this class
Walk down into the basement
And find a place to sit
Cause I'd like to see you out in the biographies
I'd like to kiss you way back by the quotes
I'd like to walk you through a shelf of dictionaries
And I'd like to check your footnotes
I know the perfect little path
Out in these books I used to read
Don't worry babe they've got some Longfello
And the life of Abbot and Costello
I'd hate to waste a calm like this
It'll be safe you wait and see
The only thing that interrupts this bliss
When we get there is me
You know every guy in here today
Would like to take you home
But I've got way more class than them
And that ain't what I want
Cause I'd like to see you out in the biographies
I'd like to kiss you way back by the quotes
I'd like to walk you through a shelf of dictionaries
And I'd like to check your footnotes
Ooo-ooo-ooh you never know where one might be
And ooo-ooo-oooh theres lots of places that are hard to read
I'd like to see you out in the biographies
I'd like to kiss you way back by the quotes
I'd like to walk you through a shelf of dictionaries
And I'd like to check your footnotes
Oh I'd sure like to check your footnotes
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Footnotes
Posted at 6:43 AM
Labels: Country Music, Music, Parody
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2 comments:
Too funny! :D
That is just sad.
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