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Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Life Tip #71

Don't steal.

If you must steal and are caught, don't relieve your anger by slashing someone's tires.

If you must steal and are caught and relieve your anger by slashing someone's tires, don't slash the tires of the judge who let you out on bail.

If you must steal and are caught and relieve your anger by slashing the tires of the judge who let you out on bail, don't steal a car five minutes after you are released from prison.

1 comment:

Kirsten Gruber said...

I think something may be wrong with the link.....