Do not get angry when your lawn mower does not start.
If you must get angry when your lawn mower does not start, do not drink alcohol to assuage the anger.
If you must get angry when your lawn mower does not start and drink alcohol to assuage the anger, do not shoot your lawnmower with an illegal short-barreled shotgun.
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Life Tip #77
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