Animals make great illustrations. That's why there are so many illustrations of them.
Today, we examine a dozen illustrations of animals which illustrate illustrative differences between human males and females. The gender of the animals, is, of course, unimportant. They're just for illustrational purposes. Illustrationals of humans, which are of course different from animals. Some animals don't even have genders. I know, right? Seriously.
Let's begin.
Baboon opens his mouth really wide for all the world to see.
Male.
Chimpanzees groom each other for hours on end.
Female.
Squirrel casts his body into the unknown with no regard to personal safety.
Male.
Red Panda is really cute but doesn't know it.
Female.
Beaver builds something big using mostly teeth.
Male.
Cat takes interest in someone who just doesn't want to be friends.
Female.
Dog throws dignity to the wind in hopes of getting what the woman is teasing him with.
Male.
Peacock attracts opposite gender by showing engaging personality.
Female.
Birds hang upside down for reasons not even they can verbalize.
Male.
Wolves move in packs with extremely complex social structures.
Female.
Wolves assert dominance by crushing the competition.
Male.
Hippo tolerates slightly annoying but small and cute birds on back.
Female.
2 comments:
best post in years!
Ummmmmm, you really ought to pay closer attention to the formation of the word "peacock" pea-COCK. Not female. A female peacock is a peahen, and they don't have spectacular feathers. Sorry to get technical, but I wouldn't have used that species as an illustration of a female.
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