Do It Yourself
Never criticize someone until you walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes. SNEAKY!
Never shop until you drop. :P
Never read FCN until you've finished your milk.
never iron your shirt until you have removed it from your body.
never cry over milk until you have spilled it.
never ask a girl out until you have seen her mother
Never turn on your computer until you step out of the bathtub
Never eat untill you puke
Never munch on a carrot while reading a joke book or having someone tell you a joke.....
Never laugh until you are done drinking your Balsamic Vinagrette
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