Popcorn does not make good breakfast cereal.
Notes to Self
Sure it does! Because life can be broken down into four essential S's: sex, sweatbath, "SportsCenter," and cereal. Yes, I know that neither popcorn nor cereal begins with an S, but we're talking about me, a German girl who needs a translator to understand anything that comes out of the President's mouth, so it makes perfect sense!
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