Life Tip #93

If you don't have a license, don't drive.

If you are going to drive without a license, don't steal a truck because you don't have a vehicle.

If you are going to drive a stolen truck without a license, don't drive drunk.

If you are going to drive a stolen truck drunk without a license, don't flash your vehicle lights at a police officer and then run.

If you are going to flash your truck lights at a cop after driving a stolen truck drunk without a license, beware of deep ditches that may stop your high speed car chase.