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Friday, June 26, 2009

The Ultimate Do It Yourself Post

Hello, class. Today we’re taking the do it yourself post to a whole new level. First things first. Go grab a writing utensil and a piece of scrap paper. Number it from 1-10. All you need to do is think up some random words to fill in the blanks to create your own personalized post. Don’t scroll down and read the rest of the post until you are completely finished making your list of words. I mean it. Good luck.


Here are the words you need:

1. a verb ending in “ing”

2. an adjective

3. a verb

4. a noun

5. a verb

6. an adjective

7. a noun

8. a celebrity name

9. a unit of time

10. a celebrity name

Now that you’re done, scroll down and put your own creative words into the appropriate blanks.



Today when I was __1___ with President Obama, we had a/an ___2___ conversation. He asked me what I thought he should do about the economy. I said, “Well, Mr. President, if you want to ___3___ the people, you should ask the ____4___ what the best option would be.”

“Uh, that’s not a bad idea. I’ll ___5___ with that idea and see what happens.”

Little did I know that the ___6___ future of the economy now depended on my advice. President Obama whipped out his cell ___7___ and called his right hand man, ___8___. After a brief conversation, he hung up the phone.

“Ok, that does it. In 5 ___9___, the world will do what I like best… change. I have just given all power to ___10___.”

Oh brother.

10 comments:

Rachel said...

Today when I was running with President Obama, we had a lovely conversation. He asked me what I thought he should do about the economy. I said, “Well, Mr. President, if you want to fly the people, you should ask the kitchen what the best option would be.”

“Uh, that’s not a bad idea. I’ll ride with that idea and see what happens.”

Little did I know that the red future of the economy now depended on my advice. President Obama whipped out his cell door and called his right hand man, Michael Jackson. After a brief conversation, he hung up the phone.

“Ok, that does it. In 5 minutes the world will do what I like best… change. I have just given all power to Britney Spears.”

Oh brother.

Ryan Rudolph said...

Today when I was shopping with President Obama, we had a smelly conversation. He asked me what I thought he should do about the economy. I said, “Well, Mr. President, if you want to run the people, you should ask the sheep what the best option would be.”

“Uh, that’s not a bad idea. I’ll eat with that idea and see what happens.”

Little did I know that the pretty future of the economy now depended on my advice. President Obama whipped out his cell woman and called his right hand man, Michael Jackson (RIP). After a brief conversation, he hung up the phone.

“Ok, that does it. In 5 hours, the world will do what I like best… change. I have just given all power to Hugh Jackman.”

Oh brother.

Tim said...

I did this too, but it so lame I'm not going to post it. And I gave Michael Jackson the all-power.

flowers said...

Hobbies plays a key role for the people who really came to the earth for this purpose, one or the other day people around the world would be discussing about the people who have collected Many World Coins,monuments, old stamps, old notes who will be positioned in the world of Guinness records.

Kat said...

Wow, everyone picked Michael Jackson.... lol, I ended up giving him the power too. :P

you can call me batman said...

Today when I was puking with President Obama, we had a green conversation. He asked me what I thought he should do about the economy. I said, “Well, Mr. President, if you want to ride the people, you should ask the computer what the best option would be.”

“Uh, that’s not a bad idea. I’ll fly with that idea and see what happens.”

Little did I know that the obvious future of the economy now depended on my advice. President Obama whipped out his cell compact disk and called his right hand man, Lindsay Lohan. After a brief conversation, he hung up the phone.

“Ok, that does it. In 5.35 seconds, the world will do what I like best… change. I have just given all power to Paris Hilton.”

Anonymous said...

I've lost mine, but Obama's right hand man was MJ - seems to be on everyone's mind at the minute... and I too gave the power to Paris Hilton. Oh brother!

Anonymous said...

Today when I was baking with President Obama, we had a boiled conversation. He asked me what I thought he should do about the economy. I said, “Well, Mr. President, if you want to slap the people, you should ask the orange what the best option would be.”

“Uh, that’s not a bad idea. I’ll whimper with that idea and see what happens.”

Little did I know that the unique future of the economy now depended on my advice. President Obama whipped out his cell river and called his right hand man, Angelina Jolie. After a brief conversation, he hung up the phone.

“Ok, that does it. In 5 milliseconds, the world will do what I like best… change. I have just given all power to Lassie.”

Oh brother.

Elisabeth Gruber said...

Today when I was sitting with President Obama, we had a/an blue conversation. He asked me what I thought he should do about the economy. I said, “Well, Mr. President, if you want to punch the people, you should ask the monkey what the best option would be.” “Uh, that’s not a bad idea. I’ll sit with that idea and see what happens.” Little did I know that the lovely future of the economy now depended on my advice. President Obama whipped out his cell cat and called his right hand man, Brad Pitt. After a brief conversation, he hung up the phone. “Ok, that does it. In 5 moments, the world will do what I like best… change. I have just given all power to Jessica Simpson.” Oh brother.

dumbpost said...

Today when I was bunjee jumping with President Obama, we had a/an beautiful conversation. He asked me what I thought he should do about the economy. I said, “Well, Mr. President, if you want to jump the people, you should ask the fence what the best option would be.”

“Uh, that’s not a bad idea. I’ll run with that idea and see what happens.”

Little did I know that the ugly future of the economy now depended on my advice. President Obama whipped out his cell skyscraper and called his right hand man, Jordin Sparks. After a brief conversation, he hung up the phone.

“Ok, that does it. In 5 minutes, the world will do what I like best… change. I have just given all power to Tim McGraw.”

Oh brother.