Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls please clear your desk of all notebooks, texts and digital assistants and prepare yourselves for an FCN Pop Quiz.
That includes you, Smurph; no fair clicking on the hyperlinks until after you’ve answered. Simply select the best solution you can and look at the bottom of the post for the answers.
1. Which is of greater financial value?
a) The Iraq War funding bill President Bush signed last week.
b) The annual revenue of Hewlett-Packard
c) The Official Purchasing Power Parity of North Korea
2. Which has caused more direct deaths?
a) The Iraq War
b) The 9/11 terror attacks
c) Swimming pools in 2003
d) The V-22 Osprey over its entire career
3. Who has more formal education?
a) President George W. Bush
b) Late ABC anchor Peter Jennings
c) Documentary Film Director Michael Moore
d) American Idol critic Simon Cowell.
4. Which political party misses (is absent from) more House floor votes?
a) Democrat
b) Republican
c) Independent
d) Green
5. Who is James E. Clyburn?
a) Democrat representative from an overwhelmingly Republican district
b) A professional tap dancer
c) The father of two teenage sons
d) Majority Whip
e) All of the above.
Ok, have you finished? No fair peeking unless you're done...
If you answered "A" to questions 1-4 and "D" to question 5, you aced the test. Go treat yourself to a have a low fat, sugar free double latte with whipped cream. Better yet, hold the cream and add some caramel syrup. Or do both the cream and the syrup; you've earned it!
If you answered something other than the key listed above on one question, you did decently. 80% will get you through secondary education. You probably should wait until you ace one of these before visiting Starbucks.
If you missed 2-4 questions, you are either without an internet connection, been up all night for the past two nights, under experimental observation or a professional entertainer. Don't touch any caffeine.
If you missed all the questions, maybe you should try cheating next time.
4 comments:
i missed all of them....
Do this more often, these are total fun!!!
I think I need to try to cheet next time... I got one right
and I havent been staying up late! I need some caffine!!!
*cheat
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