CN Reaches The Pinnacle Of Blog Success

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children and codgers and Mommy G,

It has come to our attention a spin-off blog of CN has been started elsewhere in cyberspace, with a couple of the not-so-faithful FCN few hosting their version of Funny Class Notes. The website "Really Funny Class Notes" has as its mission statement that it is composed of a "group of guys who are dedicated to being funnier and more interesting than http://funnyclassnotes.blogspot.com/. Being as [sic] funny class notes only has about 8 loyal fans, most of which are friends of ours, if not, us, we see it as little challenge to become better, most [sic] popular, and all together cooler than funny class notes. In other words, we are tired of you guys getting all the attention."

rFCN lays down the glove by saying "[w]e'll see who has the girl at the end of the day eh? Not that we need anymore women." At first our sensitive male egos were bruised by this comment: It came after such a soft, gentle and inviting beginning that we had allowed ourselves to become vulnerable to rFCN's stabbing humor. They were hitting us hard while we were undermanned. Then we looked over at our mothers and smiled with assurance; we have our "girl" already, thank you.

Really Funny Class Notes has as its second post a lovely Life Tip about the dangers of motorcycle driving and swerving to avoid moose (Or is it moses? No, that's the bearded Bible character. Muses? No, smart wizkid. Moosi? No, breakfast cereal. Why isn't the singular moosum or moosium?). Anyway you can check that out for a good old fashioned belly laugh. Well, hopefully something will happen below your sternum when you read it.

While most sites would probably be terribly worried about direct competition, like what we are inevitably going to get from rFCN, we derelicts embrace the act of a few of our readers as the ultimate in achievement. We see this as a sign of ultimate success. We are not only good, we are so cyber dominant that we set trends in story telling and now blog development. Funny Class Notes has pioneered extensive ground in humor blogging. Who would have ever heard of a Life Tip or tried not calling a girl who has a crush on you for over a month before our site?

This achievement proves that we are well on our way to sinking Daily Kos. All anyone can do now is make a Desperate Student fan site. That's a serious request; anyone?

We give rFCN a major slobbering cyberhug that shows our sistersite how much we are touched by its complimentary blogging. Our expressions of affection are as effusive as they are moist and we thank you guys with tears of joy and a little unintended snot. You guys have many great years of blogging ahead of you and we thank you for joining the fight, paying less attention in class and defeating opposing (and agreeing) viewpoints with bucket loads of sarcasm.

The two of us here at CN wish to extend the peace pipe to our sister site. We are over the girl jab and want to be friends. Best friends. BFF, in fact. We can share readers (we don't bring a lot to the table in that regard but, hey, Gideon's army was small too), maybe compare notes on failed love lives and, if the going gets really choppy, cuddle for warmth.

To the boys over at rFCN, finding your site made our day. Please don't be a stranger. Feel free to email us and ask about the nuances of delinquency or the finer points of avoiding hard work. We'll be happy to give a few pointers. Also, please leave combative comments on our posts and steal as many readers as you want. You've made us feel so good about ourselves that you can have the whole lot - if you use the magic word. Or, heck, forget 'please;' just cybernap them.

Update: Another humor blog titled Unrivaled Humor got its start this week with a couple of awesome posts, one about a trip to the dentist and another about a punk rock band. Join Big-Al and JellyFish for some laughs that may not be unrivaled, but may end up being ribald. Ok, terrible pun; forgive us, please.