Sign a petition to ask Matt Damon to stay on as Jason Bourne!

Pursuant to Chris Yerziklewski's germane comment on today's post, we have prepared a petition requesting Matt Damon stay on as Jason Bourne in the next Bourne film. Please take a second and sign the petition here. Then tell your friends about it and have them sign it too. Or inflate the number of signatures by signing the petition again and again using fictitious names and email addresses. Change computers or visit a lab so that they won't be able to tell you are signing the page multiple times. If you have a roving IP address or can camouflage your internet location, just sit at home and use your mad h@cker skills to get the word out to Matt.

Yes, we did just advocate fraud. That's how much we love you, man!

For those of you who don't click on things, the address for the petition is:

http://www.petitiononline.com/fcndamon/petition.html

What are you waiting for? Go sign!