What does the world cost? Oh well, then we'll just take a small coke.


Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Life Tip #80

Don't drive drunk.

If you do drive drunk, don't run stop signs and crash into mailboxes.

If you do drive drunk, run stop signs and crash into mailboxes, please pull over when pursued by the police.

If you do drive drunk, run stop signs and crash into mailboxes while being pursued by the police, don't take your high-speed car chase to the school district neighborhood just as children are walking home.

1 comment:

Amë said...

If you do drive drunk, come spend two days with me in the spring, and I can guarantee you'll never do it again.