Life Tip #81

Do not dine and dash.

If you must dine and dash, do not forget your purse.

If you must dine and dash and forget your purse, do not have marijuana in your forgotten purse.

If you must dine and dash, forget your purse and have marijuana in your forgotten purse, do not return to the restaurant to retrieve your lost accessory.

If you must dine and dash, forget your purse, have marijuana in your forgotten purse and return to the restaurant to retrieve your lost accessory, don’t be Miss Teen Louisiana USA.