What does the world cost? Oh well, then we'll just take a small coke.


Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Go! Go! Go!

Captain: Are all the soldiers ready?

First Mate: Ready sir!

Captain: Do they have their swords at the ready?

First Mate: At their sides sir!

Captain: How are we doing on time?

First Mate: Behind schedule. About ten minutes behind sir.

Captain: Any way we can make that up?

First Mate: No sir. We will have to slink.

Captain: Slink?

First Mate: Yes. Enter from the anterior side.

Captain: What about the soldiers who are already there?

First Mate: We will be the relief, the reinforcements.

Captain: Is that allowed?

First Mate: No. But our superiors won't notice.

Captain: OK, let's do it. Let's go meet with the church.

3 comments:

guitarbob said...

love the play on words...very nice

Anonymous said...

funny

Anonymous said...

Not sure I get it...