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Thursday, February 19, 2009

That's One Way to Do It


Dear St Mary's Really Expensive Private High School Family:

All of us have been hit hard by the current economic crisis. Unfortunately, many of last semester's students are no longer able to afford our tuition. Enrollment is down by 20% this semester.

In order to keep this school afloat and ensure we maintain the high standards of educational quality you've come to expect from St Mary's, we are raising your tuition by 20%. Thank you for understanding and have a great semester.

Robert Seems
Headmaster
St Mary's Really Expensive Private High School

2 comments:

hanagrace said...

William Jessup University in Rocklin, CA, is lowering tuition to help people out with how the economy is doing. :-)

Dwight said...

BURN, idiots!