Do not attempt to smuggle turtles into the United States.
If you must smuggle turtles into the United States, do not work for the US Border Patrol.
If you must smuggle turtles into the United States while working for the Border Patrol, do not label the box "scorpions."
3 comments:
YES!! Another dumb person bites the dust.
...or gets busted anyway.
Perhaps instead of writing "scorpions" ont he box, he should have written "caution: contains explosives". Perhaps THAT would have been less conspicuous.
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