What does the world cost? Oh well, then we'll just take a small coke.


Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Life Tip #89



Do not smuggle cocaine.

If you must smuggle cocaine, do not smuggle cocaine in your body by swallowing it.

If you must smuggle cocaine in your body by swallowing it, do not get caught by patient police officers.

1 comment:

you can call me batman said...

hey, what's the deal? No Cinco de Mayo post? You'd think that you of all people would have SOMETHING funny to say about that... (hem herm... desperate student episode 11...)