Don't steal purses from little old ladies.
If you do steal a little old lady's purse, don't do it in the middle of a crowded mall.
If you do steal a little old lady's purse in the middle of a crowded mall, don't run to your truck parked right in view of the security cameras.
If you do steal a little old lady's purse in the middle of a crowded mall and run to your truck parked right in the view of the security cameras, make sure your vehicle has fuel.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Life Tip # 54
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2 comments:
it still amazes me how truly dumb some people can be... lol.
You guys still know that this doesn't count for a day's post, don't you?
I've always wondered why so many old ladies are little. Is it just for alliteration's sake, or is there some sort of scientific law?
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