What does the world cost? Oh well, then we'll just take a small coke.


Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Life Tip # 54

Don't steal purses from little old ladies.

If you do steal a little old lady's purse, don't do it in the middle of a crowded mall.

If you do steal a little old lady's purse in the middle of a crowded mall, don't run to your truck parked right in view of the security cameras.

If you do steal a little old lady's purse in the middle of a crowded mall and run to your truck parked right in the view of the security cameras, make sure your vehicle has fuel.

2 comments:

you can call me batman said...

it still amazes me how truly dumb some people can be... lol.

You guys still know that this doesn't count for a day's post, don't you?

Matthew said...

I've always wondered why so many old ladies are little. Is it just for alliteration's sake, or is there some sort of scientific law?