Life Tip #3

Don't go to a party hosted by a man with a reputation for being reckless if it involves heavy drinking at early hours of the morning.

At a party hosted by a man with a reckless reputation and involving heavy late night drinking, don't throw empty bear kegs into a raging fire.

At a reckless man's drinking party with empty bear kegs in a raging fire, don't stand too close to the flames.