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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Life Tip #64

Don't rob a bank.

If you must rob a bank, do not coat yourself in gasoline before demanding money.

If you must rob a bank and coat yourself in gasoline before demanding money, do not point a Mountain Dew bottle at the bank teller.

If you must rob a bank and coat yourself in gasoline before demanding money while pointing a Mountain Dew bottle at the bank teller, do not dress in Muslim holy garb.

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